So I watched this documentary on animal planet where they were talking about how a lot of animals in the jungle and shit use their scent to display dominance, readiness for sex, etc. and came to the realization:


HUman beings should be using this to achieve mating rights, as well.

Anyways, long story short.. I've recently been allowing my balls to stink, intentionally and I swear on my mom.. women at work have been noticing me a LOT more.

Today, I took it one step further, cutting a small hole in my pants (Where my groin area would be) and I am seriously convinced that the scent of my balls is actually attracting attention from females - its like night and day.


Has anyone else had any experience with this? Lmk

60% of the time, it works every time.

I think there's some paper somewhere that note the sex glands, pubes, etc do attract women.



This post was edited by ArtofApocalypse on Oct 27 2015 12:00pm

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

Yes, pheromones are real...

Today, I took it one step further, cutting a small hole in my pants (Where my groin area would be)

would be lmfao

would be rofl

sorry to break it to you, but stinky balls aren't a direct result of positive pheromones..that stink is just from the biproduct of bacteria breaking down the protein in sweat or components of sweat oxidizing..if you can actually smell it, you are smelling bacterial waste or stale sweat, which has been found in studies to be negative to women (or neutral at best when they are ovulating)

fresh sweat, on the other hand, has androstenol in it..and that is something that isn't perceptible in scent, but women are attracted to it..and for the attraction, they have to be close to you to perceive it to begin with (like 3 feet or less)

in summary, fresh sweat = androstenol = attraction response...stale sweat = androstenone (oxidized androstenol) + bacterial waste from digested protein in sweat = negative or neutral response

sure, there are some women that may find your stinky ball cheese attractive, but science finds that to be rare

there is a distinct possibility that you think your stinky balls makes you more attractive, so you might be behaving a bit different (more confident), which in turn would make you more attractive anyway

This post was edited by bnrhodes2 on Oct 28 2015 12:36am

Fucking science

Don't you just hate those posts with so much truth in it...

Let his balls reek for a little longer, man!