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Jun 25 2015 04:08pm
It's a big problem for me because i'm always horny. Lol. I'm not fucking around. The other day I came twice inside this girl and i was still horny a few hours later.

Anyways, you guys probably think that's fake so lets move on. Shit like that is rare apparently.

So, when you guys get boners in class....while wearing shorts...what do you do?

I personally think about guys and their asshole. I think about my dick going inside of their ass and my dick just shrivels up like a huge hot dog drying up in the sun for 8 hours.

My hard cock literally shrivels up within 10 sec.

I used to just go to the bathroom and jerk off in the toilet but i dont want people seeing my hard cock while going to the bathroom.

Now that i'm in college and on my own. I just want girls to see my boner so idc. If a guy walks by or is near me...i kind of turn around but girls.....i know some of them want to see my bulge.

Anyways what do you guys do?

edit: btw....those yoga pants instantly turn me on. bulge within 10-15 sec. It's a problem.
Oh yeah, i used to picture someone cutting off my dick too. That gets me soft but not as fast

This post was edited by expressaa on Jun 25 2015 04:12pm
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Jun 25 2015 04:12pm
What kind of sad, lonely life do you live where you feel the urge to write ridiculous posts on a gaming forum every fucking day?

Are you mentally ill or do you just need a hug irl?
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Jun 25 2015 04:25pm
Quote (CMBurns @ Jun 25 2015 03:12pm)
What kind of sad, lonely life do you live where you feel the urge to write ridiculous posts on a gaming forum every fucking day?

Are you mentally ill or do you just need a hug irl?


I have an awesome life. :)

Do you want some dick or what?

This post was edited by expressaa on Jun 25 2015 04:29pm
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Jun 25 2015 05:11pm
I usually go to class naked so they're use to it.
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Jun 25 2015 06:21pm
asian master race doesn't have this problem.
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Jun 25 2015 07:23pm
Quote (expressaa @ Jun 25 2015 06:25pm)
I have an awesome life. :)

Do you want some dick or what?


hell pm u pics if u want lololol
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Jun 25 2015 07:32pm
Quote (CMBurns @ Jun 25 2015 06:12pm)
What kind of sad, lonely life do you live where you feel the urge to write ridiculous posts on a gaming forum every fucking day?

Are you mentally ill or do you just need a hug irl?



LOL and he's out
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Jun 25 2015 08:25pm
Quote (expressaa @ Jun 25 2015 05:08pm)
It's a big problem for me because i'm always horny. Lol. I'm not fucking around. The other day I came twice inside this girl and i was still horny a few hours later.

Anyways, you guys probably think that's fake so lets move on. Shit like that is rare apparently.

So, when you guys get boners in class....while wearing shorts...what do you do?

I personally think about guys and their asshole. I think about my dick going inside of their ass and my dick just shrivels up like a huge hot dog drying up in the sun for 8 hours.

My hard cock literally shrivels up within 10 sec.

I used to just go to the bathroom and jerk off in the toilet but i dont want people seeing my hard cock while going to the bathroom.

Now that i'm in college and on my own. I just want girls to see my boner so idc. If a guy walks by or is near me...i kind of turn around but girls.....i know some of them want to see my bulge.

Anyways what do you guys do?

edit: btw....those yoga pants instantly turn me on. bulge within 10-15 sec. It's a problem.
Oh yeah, i used to picture someone cutting off my dick too. That gets me soft but not as fast


RIP.. haha but yeah i always get random boners aswell (sometimes not so random)

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Jun 26 2015 09:41pm
I have never given a fuck. I let my large, erect penis clearly show as a massive bulge in my pants - in plain view of everybody.


Who gives a fuck

This post was edited by slacks420 on Jun 26 2015 09:41pm
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Jun 26 2015 10:21pm
Quote (CMBurns @ Jun 25 2015 06:12pm)
What kind of sad, lonely life do you live where you feel the urge to write ridiculous posts on a gaming forum every fucking day?

Are you mentally ill or do you just need a hug irl?


can confirm OP is mentally ill
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