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Apr 26 2015 12:23pm
What is the best way to detox/cleansing the body?

I will be doing some research, but does anyone have good tips/guidelines I could follow?

I do not want to take a bunch of pills or anything along the lines.

Mainly looking for Drinks and/or a diet I could use.

Thanks!!!
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Apr 26 2015 12:28pm
do you have two functioning kidneys?

if so, you're in good shape as far as detox goes. stay hydrated, avoid junk food, and eat your veggies.

boom, detox. don't thank me, thank your kidneys :thumbsup:

This post was edited by Wretch on Apr 26 2015 12:35pm
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Apr 26 2015 12:33pm
wtf is a detox LOL
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Apr 26 2015 12:35pm
pretty sad what companies are allowed to portray as "facts" and convince people drinking tea will "detox" them LOL

If you could actually take a look at what you're writing op, you would see its just a bunch of bullshit

This post was edited by Clicquot on Apr 26 2015 12:35pm
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Apr 26 2015 12:37pm
Drink lots of water.
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Apr 26 2015 12:39pm
Quote (Clicquot @ Apr 26 2015 02:35pm)
pretty sad what companies are allowed to portray as "facts" and convince people drinking tea will "detox" them LOL

If you could actually take a look at what you're writing op, you would see its just a bunch of bullshit


drink nothing but water for 30 days and refrain completely from eating

digestive tube will be then empty, organs atrophied and detox successful

This post was edited by Qwaze on Apr 26 2015 12:39pm
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Apr 26 2015 01:44pm
stick a vacuum hose down your GI tract...keep pushing until it comes out of your anus

use high setting for maximum suction

probably the cheapest and most effective method...nn to waste money on those ridiculous detox programs when this method just requires a vacuum you already own
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Apr 26 2015 01:57pm
jooce diet. nothing but jooce for a week
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Apr 26 2015 02:44pm
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jooce diet. nothing but jooce for a week


kali muscle does this
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Quote (Qwaze @ Apr 26 2015 03:44pm)
kali muscle does this


i lol'd
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