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#1
Dec 17 2014 08:17pm
It has come to my attention that many people sit while they wipe their ass, and that neither standers nor sitters are usually aware that the other side exists.

How do you wipe? Why?
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Dec 17 2014 08:18pm
sitting while wiping is uncomfortable. dick and balls also too big to reach my ass
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Dec 17 2014 08:30pm
Used to stand, found I use a lot less TP sitting and I dont smoosh the shit between my cheeks getting up. Very weird forcing myself to adjust now it feels more comfortable, I throw in a random standing wipe every now and then.

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Dec 17 2014 08:32pm
how da fk do u wipe standing?
mind is blowned
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Dec 17 2014 09:08pm
I've had this debate a few times... I was shocked that it was a thing... standing is clearly the right way to do it
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Dec 17 2014 09:12pm
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Dec 17 2014 09:31pm
Quote (MadMardegan @ Dec 17 2014 11:08pm)
I've had this debate a few times... I was shocked that it was a thing... standing is clearly the right way to do it


concur
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#8
Dec 17 2014 09:36pm
Quote (Noun @ 17 Dec 2014 19:32)
how da fk do u wipe standing?
mind is blowned

^ dis. da fk. :blink:
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#9
Dec 17 2014 09:42pm
Quote (Noun @ Dec 18 2014 02:32am)
how da fk do u wipe standing?
mind is blowned


use 1 hand to hold a cheek so that they separate and then use the other to wipe... im pretty sure that most people actually do it standing lol...
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Dec 17 2014 09:44pm
Quote (Lolzor @ 18 Dec 2014 13:42)
use 1 hand to hold a cheek so that they separate and then use the other to wipe... im pretty sure that most people actually do it standing lol...


no wonder the public toilets are such a mess.
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