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Dec 14 2014 10:48am
I was drinking a beer talking to my younger female friends when a mid 30s year old hag with wrinkles tried to move past me. She says, "That's my husband I'm not trying to dance with you."
I reply, "Good I'm glad."
She's like, "Good I'm glad?*starts to slow frown*" then to husband "I said I didn't want to dance with him and he said good I'm glad"
Husband says, "He's got his friend with him"
*Old hag looks at floor, knowing nobody wants that stank old pussy"

tldr; shut down an old hag who thought she was hot like Jen Selter
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Dec 14 2014 10:55am
Thread made no sense like all of your other ones lol
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Dec 14 2014 10:59am
Quote (HyphyIll @ Dec 14 2014 09:55am)
Thread made no sense like all of your other ones lol


What? A 35 year old woman said in an uppity(I have plenty guys hitting on me on tinder) voice that she doesn't want to dance with me(implying that I wanted to dance with her).
I reply I'm glad she doesn't want to dance with me because she's old
I thought I laid out this story pretty well
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Dec 14 2014 11:01am
The fuck is wrong with you? I'd imagine she's just being polite, akin to "excuse me", just letting you know as she goes by you....
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Dec 14 2014 11:04am
Quote (Balla @ Dec 14 2014 10:01am)
The fuck is wrong with you? I'd imagine she's just being polite, akin to "excuse me", just letting you know as she goes by you....


See you're the problem, probably talking to 35 year old sloots tryna relive the sloot days on tinder. Just stop.
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Dec 14 2014 11:59am
Why would she even needs say anything.. She obv wanted u to talk to her
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Dec 14 2014 12:08pm
Lol kinda funny
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Dec 14 2014 12:09pm
Quote (Balla @ Dec 14 2014 12:01pm)
The fuck is wrong with you? I'd imagine she's just being polite, akin to "excuse me", just letting you know as she goes by you....


she wouldve said excuse me, instead she tried to act like shes the shit
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Dec 14 2014 12:16pm
was she not joking?
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Dec 14 2014 12:40pm
Quote (Ezxtz @ Dec 14 2014 01:04pm)
See you're the problem, probably talking to 35 year old sloots tryna relive the sloot days on tinder. Just stop.


ur the problem, probably a rude little cunt who thinks hes gods gift to the world
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