Yesterday I was at the grocery store doing my thing (buying bulking foodz) and I was wearing my North Carolina hoodie. At checkout, the cashier said "wheres the beer and pizza for the game?!" And I replied "well, I don't typically drink beer....or eat pizza.." and he just looked at me like I was a lesser person. Although he was visually over weight, we both really knew who the weakling was.

And it was you bruh

This post was edited by tommyd323 on Oct 5 2014 10:47am

Just be grateful your tiny muscles were hidden by this sweatshirt

Its cold tho

But srs this happens a lot

i could probably live in a world without beer, but without pizza

This post was edited by AemKei on Oct 5 2014 11:13am

Lol the last sentence, sounds like a good line in a book I'd
read for entertainment

Fucking water

How about instead of being an awkward fagget you say something like

Oh man I'm on a budget brother wish I could afford a few brews

or

Already picked it up man, all this stuff is the next day hangover cure!

or

Aw man I thought you had drinks and I was getting the food!

Then idk god forbid you make a new friend and watch a fucking football game with him

lmao

or OP can not be a lil bitch and drink beer and eat pizza