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I can squat over toilet bowl np

Problem is: I can't take a shit without peeing

So how do you squat over toilet bowl and shit and get the pee in the toilet bowl? Do you squat and then stretch your cock and point it into the bowl? Seems tough cause you can't concentrate on relaxing your anus, instead your concentrated on making sure you pee into the bowl and not all over the floor

Derp?????

Advice plox

pee first then squat over it

Just use a toilet, we live in 2014 ffs.

There's always pee left in the bladder. If I dump, pee comes out.

Toilets aren't effective. Your anus isn't relaxed so shit doesn't come out as easily as squatting. There's a reason they still squat in China!

Use the block on ground method and profit. Learned this year's ago from hippie friend

This belongs in general chat

plz elaborate?

@OP, just squat and push it back with your hand so it aims in the bowl

This post was edited by juicetoocool17 on Sep 30 2014 07:03pm

Wtf do you guys shit in