It's a local community centre, but in the morning it's only old people, and they either smell like "old" or they have insanely bad B.O. it fills the entire room, and they're always trying to start conversations with me cuz they're like 80 fking yrs old, no I don't care about your 18th cat snuggles, who the fuck is Syria, and no I don't want a fking homemade cupcake, why are you eating in the gym...

This post was edited by turtol on Sep 3 2014 12:57pm

lol Syria is where ISIS is hiding and the leader there is killing his own people with chemical weapons.

I know, that part was just a joke =p

lol I hate people that eat in the gym and old people will always find a way to spark a convo with anyone they don't give a fuck anymore

Lol I worked out at a YMCA for awhile and there's ALWAYS a sweaty old guy that finished his workout 2 hours ago and is just scanning the weight room waiting to pounce on the first person to take their headphones off.

New gym literally looks like and I like to think feels like old school arnold gyms, can't get enough of it.

LOOOOOL

i'm jealous, there's no gyms that are too close, i might go train at the olympic oval, but it's sooo fking far...



there's a pretty jacked old guy he's like 5' tall, prolly weighs like 180, huge gorilla arms, but walks everywhere at like quarter normal people speed, and my god his odor is fking rancid, i stop my workouts when he comes into the gym, it's unbearable...

make your own body odor worse and tell them your views on politics / religion / abortion / etc, and make sure you say the opposite of what they wanna hear. or maybe hit on them. if you're good enough, they'll avoid you.

How are you not president?

i'm a problem solver, not a scape goat ofc

touche