Hit on by gays, left and right, not sure why. Maybe there's a pic of me dancing shirtless somewhere. I did drugs for a bit so its entirely possible
case 1. Talk to lesbians who I don't realize are lesbians, they invite me to talk with their "friends", bam gay dude
case 2. Walking in sweatpants because they're comfortable, squat butt shows because only wearing wifebeater, bam gay dude

case 1 i don't mind because i know its a matter of time before the lipstick lesbian gets curious and invites me to a threesome
I think straight people only care that you have opposite genatalia, while gay people don't care about genatalia but care about the presentation of it. Case in point, I like fast food more than a fancy restaurant. But a gay person would prefer a fancy restaurant.
Similar cases anyone?

In on coming out thread

I'll post a pic of the next lesbians that talk to me just for you. These are hot lesbians, no bs

dumfgtthrd

Even if they are hot, they want nothing to do with you. They are wingmaning their friend.

sometimes the wingman gets sidetracked
pretty sure i can come out ahead if i slowly work my way in
2 lesbians followed me to a waffle house 2 weeks ago, and the feminine one kept staring at me trying to make eye contact, her gf saw and got defensive, i need to walk around with a cameraphone no bs

sounds like you must be signed up at a gay gym

if you're running into a lot of gay people

hey man wanna hang out sometime? I got a copy of magic mike and fresh capers from the farmer's market and a kickass pinot grigio

a butts a butt