I was at a massage parlor the earlier today and she let me touch her boobs, she might be the one

No but really we had a lot in common and she liked my 'muscles' (even though I'm pretty fuckin skinny Lol but I went along with it) and she gave me her number. Idk if it'd be odd or not when introducing to my parents and friends lol. "Hey this is my gf she jerks off other dudes for a living" on the other hand she's pretty cool and really knows how to handle my boys.

cher jr?

So does she literally give happy endings? Is she Thai?

Pro tip "she" doesnt exist

She is probably trying to get more out of you as an escort

lmao, this whole thread is win.

She's white and yea she also gives prostate massages upon request

not even twice

There are 2 types of masseuses:
- The prostitute kind
- The educated kind, that went to school to learn "massage therapy", and are registered

I would not date the former, but I would date the latter.

I wouldn't trust the former with giving me a "real massage" - they don't know shit about human physiology. I go to see a massage therapist to heal my muscles, not make them worse.

my ex was. (previous job)


not really a big thing, she didnt like giving massages on her own time

This post was edited by Josiah on Jul 31 2014 12:24pm