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Jul 15 2014 01:06pm
how old do* you say

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So I recently hooked up with this gorgeous 28 year old blonde I met on the night celebrating my 21st birthday in Copenhagen

My wingman tells the girl she has to celebrate/get me something since it's my birthday which leads her to asking how old I am. I said 21 and her jaw hit the floor.

I'm like, what.. what??! she pokes her friend and I overhear her telling her friend that I'm only 21, her friend reacts in the same way by gasping.


Utterly confused I ask them how old they thought I was. They both agree 28-29+ (fuuck yeeah!).

Rest of the night is history..

Fast forward to the day I come home and tell this story to IRL m9s and they said it was a big mistake saying I'm 21 when I'm actually 21 and that you should never tell a girl your real age.

Friend A was 21 and says 23-24 and friend B was 26 and says he's 29.


I'm always honest, whether it's a 16-18 year old girl (16 is legal here before you ask) or it's a 36+ year old milf. While most people pretend to be younger with teenagers and pretend to be older with milfs or just generally claim older age to any girl.

So my question is HnF, how old are you and are you honest about your age?

This post was edited by MGS4BestGameEverMade on Jul 15 2014 01:08pm
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Jul 15 2014 01:08pm
I'm 23 and I say 23.
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Jul 15 2014 01:08pm
Quote (Snazzy @ Jul 15 2014 09:08pm)
I'm 23 and I say 23.


Crazy.
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Jul 15 2014 01:09pm
Quote (Lightman @ Jul 15 2014 03:08pm)
Crazy.


I know.. Mind blown
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Quote (Snazzy @ Jul 15 2014 09:08pm)
I'm 23 and I say 23.


Big mistake
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Jul 15 2014 01:17pm
cause they really give a shit how old you are

seriously
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Jul 15 2014 01:23pm
I say 22 cause I am 22.
But then again, I don't go out partying anymore.
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Jul 15 2014 01:31pm
I'd probably say the right age bc who wants to be 28/29 when they are 22 lol.
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Jul 15 2014 01:36pm
Quote (Orakpo @ Jul 15 2014 09:31pm)
I'd probably say the right age bc who wants to be 28/29 when they are 22 lol.


I guess when you are with a 35 year old milf who would think it's wrong to do a 22 y/o but acceptable for 25-29




It might be more practical for older dudes to lie about being younger, i.e. being 32 and pretending to be 25 to get with a 20 y/o girl. Age can scare people away.

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Jul 15 2014 01:37pm
Tell them w.e u want girls are stupid they won't figure out ur real age. Do w.e u have yo do to fuk em and try anal. If they 8/10+ otherwise tell them to hit the road, but not be4 they make u a steak, medium rare, just the way u like it
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