Mostly daltong quotes but still
Quote (DALTONG @ Feb 14 2016 05:29pm)
one day you will change and be like wow i was fucked when i was younger and now im covered in stupid fucking tattoos
Quote (DALTONG @ Feb 27 2016 08:27am)
you need to smoke some weed
i just smoke some weed and i feel better usually
Quote (DALTONG @ Feb 4 2016 08:31am)
but i think most of you are stupid.... how am i stupid.
i feel im one of the smartest people here. most of you are like inbred hill billies that dont know anything
Quote (DALTONG @ Apr 8 2015 07:06pm)
If he's eating 5 times a day then it just means he's healthy...
You should be shitting every time you eat basically.
One in, one out.
Quote (Roped @ Jul 30 2014 10:11pm)
... there is no such thing as this God you speak of. Why did someone from Jerusalem have followers named Paul, Matthew, Luke, John, Philip, Andrew, etc.
All Americanized names, Catholicism will never make sense.
Quote (carteblanche @ Jan 2 2015 05:45am)
i once mouse slipped and clicked general chat. some dude with huge annoying green font; another who cried about being a virgin; and a couple of fags. totally trollable.
Quote (1messdkid @ Mar 16 2015 07:46am)
Dying alone, it's in your future. You're going to be one of those 80 year old guys who has suckered some young girl into marrying you for your money. You'll act like you don't hear her shoving her fingers down her throat until she pukes after you two have sex, because it's the only thing that makes her feel better other than the drugs and booze. She'll be there with you on your death bed, but won't be crying. He lived a sad, lonely life.
The End.
Quote (NatureNames @ Feb 8 2016 10:45am)
While it may seem rude to not take the skittle, I would counter argue that I think its rude to hand somebody a skittle with their bare hands. How do I know how clean their hand is? Maybe they touched the door handle before handling the skittles. Sounds to me like shes needs a lesson in hygiene and politeness. ANYWAYS... lets say I did accept the skittle, just to please her. I would throw the skittle away and wash my hands of the contamination. The thing could be crawling with influenza viruses.
Yeah, I'm a bit of a germaphobe. But my heath is a higher priority than appeasing the wishes of an innocent act of kindness. I actually have to decline this type of thing often in my line of work. I work in peoples homes, often kitchens, and often with the homeowner. I've often been offered to try the cookies, the juice, the whatever edible thing they want me to have. I always say no thank you. They usually press me further, insisting. I just repeat no thank you in the kindness voice I can muster. They eventually give up and we move on.