To ask for the 26th off, i have to ask my boss in the next few minutes

Come up with an excuse and I'll choose 1 try it and let you know if it succeeded


I just dont wanna say i forgot o had a doctors appointment or relative passed


My boss is a her

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Family is going to the dentist and needs a driver.

tell them youre cable/nets been out and thats when the guy is scheduled to come by.

we ALLLLLLL know how big a pain in the ass that is. theyll understand.

Tell him you got a date with his wife. He will give you lots of time off.

tell him you're giving birth

if you're a female then u will get time off

if he says you're a male then sue him for sexism/sexual harassment. how dare he assume your gender

this! you feel triggered lol

asking gc for advice

Gc seems like a good place for slacking off at work advice

you have jury duty

you have court

call up on the day and say your CO2 alarm is going off and you must wait in for the gas man

Call up and say u died but will be back in tomorrow

yeah but if he's expecting a serious response he's askin for a miracle haha