A good friend and roommate of mine has been using a bot to cheat in a fucking mobile game (Pokemon GO) as he's too lazy to walk around and get stops. So last night when I noticed our internet fucking up, I went upstairs to see if he was seeding files or something, but when I turned on the screen, there was a black command screen with some hack pretending to play the game and running around to various stops around the area in quick succession.
I moved the program shortcut to another folder and created a shortcut with the same image and name that opens up to this notorious message from the Elder Scrolls series
http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/elderscrolls/images/2/2c/Dark_Brotherhood_We_Know_ESO.png/revision/latest?cb=20151104050831and instead of being a good sport and just having a laugh at it (keep in mind, we didn't delete anything or mess with the program) he went ape shit
we couldn't believe he was being such a poor sport and then we found out why
he's been selling fucking accounts to people on eBay