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Aug 11 2016 02:20am
50 days of gay day 3 (for men) I'f your ever bored and horny go for a long walk in the park hopefully you will see a man jogging there and u can purposely bump into him so he drops his ipod and as he bends over to pick it up you say to him 'no allow me' in slow motion you bend down whilst gazing in to his jogging eyes and give him his ipod as you whisper to him ' do you like fresh baked baguettes? Because I have one staring at yours in my pants' then hopefully he would suggest to exchange numbers and then later on in the evening you can both see how fresh your baguettes and together have a crusty time together.. Mmmmm try not to leave any crumbs... ahhh yeahhh
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yo biggs lol I knew u would come here as soon as you saw my post cos u gay n u need the love doctors advice on how to meet men in your local neighbourhood but yo gotta act like you against this shit so pretend to report me.

Your plan nearly was successful and benevolent like my soul but you forgot one thing... Guild: Gay Pride
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Aug 11 2016 02:26am
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50 days of gay day 3 (for men) I'f your ever bored and horny go for a long walk in the park hopefully you will see a man jogging there and u can purposely bump into him so he drops his ipod and as he bends over to pick it up you say to him 'no allow me' in slow motion you bend down whilst gazing in to his jogging eyes and give him his ipod as you whisper to him ' do you like fresh baked baguettes? Because I have one staring at yours in my pants' then hopefully he would suggest to exchange numbers and then later on in the evening you can both see how fresh your baguettes and together have a crusty time together.. Mmmmm try not to leave any crumbs... ahhh yeahhh


i'm totally down but if he drops his ipod and it get's broken things wont work out between us unless he has money! :)
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Aug 11 2016 02:27am
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i'm totally down but if he drops his ipod and it get's broken things wont work out between us unless he has money! :)


make sure he got nice clean expensive trainers on that's how u know he got that money biggs
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Aug 11 2016 02:30am
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make sure he got nice clean expensive trainers on that's how u know he got that money biggs


what should i be looking for? i'm kinda inexperienced with trainers! :(

i usually just go for the first jogger i see and ask for the digits! :blush:
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Aug 11 2016 02:36am
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what should i be looking for? i'm kinda inexperienced with trainers! :(

i usually just go for the first jogger i see and ask for the digits! :blush:


aww biggs you giving out that desperate vibe! DO the research biggs go to your local footlocker and take a look at the price of running shoes then u will know they rich for sure!
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Aug 11 2016 08:42am
50 days of shitposting?
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50 days of shitposting?


50 days of you frequenting my topics about meeting men but im sure you're not gay or anything...
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Aug 11 2016 08:45am
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50 days of you frequenting my topics about meeting men but im sure you're not gay or anything...


I was never even in this thread.
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