All healthy and I'm tired as shit.

Ima move to the US so mine and Noel's kids can grow up together and stuff.

I'll be getting drunk tonight to welcome my new daughter to the world.

I should be drinking mostly real ale.

Pm when shes 18 m8

Srsly tho, gz

This post was edited by Tuna_BeIIy on Aug 6 2016 10:12am

No wonder God gave you a scrawny body.
Not even 18yo want your pervert dick.

You best be paying for a meal first

My parents arent gods

Hundreds of thousands of babies are born every day. While the whole phenomenon is menacing, one of them by itself is not newsworthy. Nor is it a difficult achievement — even some fish can do it. (Now, if you were a seahorse, it would be more interesting, since it would be the male that gave birth.) ...These birth announcements also spread the myth that having a baby is something to be proud of, which fuels natalist pressure, which leads to pollution, extinction of wildlife, poverty, and ultimately mass starvation.

wtf?? stop doing drugs mate.. drugs are for losers.



everyone is a god, ur just a loser vegetarian 150 pound kid

Congrats

Congrats mate best thing in the world
Is mum still in hospital?