whats with girls who are fat whales posting models on their walls? like yea, you're totally going to nab that guy right after you're finished dousing your cheese stuffed crust meat lovers pizza in ranch (with a diet coke)

i think i just sharted

When someone borrows my car and they can't drive a stick

Mmm, cheese stuffed crust meat lovers pizza.

City Treatment, for real tho

Lol'd

sand?

i don't even click on the Model like pics! i just go straight to the good stuff!

let people do what they want

When someone says "_ a.m. in the morning"