true story-

so i was standing in line buying my 1-4 daily frozen slush when i decided to purchase a $2 scratch n win (blackjack)

i told the cashier that i almost never buy that shit but i am feeling lucky cause have in fact been very lucky for at least a month (oooohhhhhh yess)

he agreed cause he sensed the luck in my suave attitude and appearance


whilst in my car enjoying frozen ice and the finest pipe grass i scratched to find i won $20- noice!

instantly i floored the pedal back to the job site hitting every green light while stopping for the required 3 seconds at the stop signs (im too legit to break traffic laws yo)

i left the ticket in my car until today where i shall decide the fate of canadian currency, should i take the money and run OR invest back into rigged lottery in grand hopes of glory and riches???!!?!?!??!????!??1111

lotto company poor af yo

Take money and save it for a rainy day.

Sell the house and go big, that way you have no option to go home

tl;dr

go to a fast food restaurant and buy as many things you can from the dollar menu, then share with coworkers for love that lasts a lot longer than 20$

take the money and live big
the lottery is meant to be played (if you intend to win) just as you have
isolated plays with luck of the draw wins

just as statistics based on larger numbers (a poll of 10000, vs a poll of 100) are more accurate
the lottery's statistics become more accurate as you play more.
the lottery is a predetermined net loss for the players, distributed between a series of wins and larger losses
the more you buy, the more statistics dictates you to a specific loss amount per amount invested (known as the expected outcome)

congrats on the success

This post was edited by ringo794 on Jul 31 2016 03:03pm

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