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Jul 27 2016 04:55pm
She lives in America went to visit family in Kosovo for a month
we live together both early 20s

I'm home alone, in my room masturbating naked as usual. Suddenly, my neighbor shows up in the doorway to my bedroom, she's naked

This neighbor chick had been obviously flirting with me for awhile, but I have no interest in her. She's not very smart, she makes crude jokes and laughs too loud at them. She's not very attractive, but standing there with her clothes off, it was easier to ignore her face and just focus on the parts that looked half-decent.

In the horny state I was in from just being in the middle of masturbating, I said fuck it, dove right in and had sex with her. Soon as we finish, she walks out of the room pulls out her phone, calls my gf and says what happened. Apparently she thought that by breaking up my relationship she'd have a chance with me.

Now the gf accuses me of cheating on her, but it's not my fault because I got jumped right as I was nearing orgasm and did not have the capacity to make rational decisions in that state.

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Jul 27 2016 04:57pm
Well, that was pure stupidity on your part and can't fault her for trying.

You chose to have sex with her, now YOU get to deal with the consequences.

You're seriously blaming your decision making on masturbation? Weak minded as well.

This post was edited by CenturyLink on Jul 27 2016 04:57pm
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Jul 27 2016 04:57pm
I don't believe you
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Jul 27 2016 04:57pm
tl;dr version?
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Jul 27 2016 05:06pm
things that totally happened
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Jul 27 2016 05:13pm
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things that totally happened


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