http://portland.craigslist.org/yam/apa/5702203456.html

FURNISHED ROOM FOR RENT For 1 person only~Located in Newberg, 3 bedroom home located near Colleges and the River. 30 min. from Portland. ( 1 ) Person room and bathroom Next to it. No Pets
All utilities paid including Wifi. Meals not included.
Drug free and non smoking; perfect for college students. <------- Right about there is when i spit my cereal out
Month to Month NO lease.
Looking for the tenant who's positive & out going / no issues.
Those who are Truly interested please reply. Application applies.
***Would like a short synopsis of why you are looking for a room and how you could be a perfect fit.**

LOL wtf

lool dude omg

Not sure I see the joke, the prt about no drugs or smoking? Can you believe some students might actually go to college to learn something

This post was edited by PuA2 on Jul 27 2016 02:09pm

College campuses are some of the most drug infested facilities in the world. Many kids go their entire lives without using recreational drugs and than college comes around and they go to a badass party and experiment.
College marks the begging of the end of your youth which is why people tend to experiment with things before they don't have the chance to in there later years. I agree many people go through college and don't use any drugs at all BUT millions of kids every year do.
Literally nobody goes to college to learn (hear me out). The end result is to make a living for yourself and have a life. It's not about learning, It's about money.

No lease??!? <spits cereal out>

There's a time and a place for everything, and it's called college.

Only the feeble minded would use college as an excuse for that shit and are just wasting there money on said college and shouldn't be wasting there time and life #losers. #jussayin

This post was edited by PuA2 on Jul 27 2016 02:26pm

I became a chemist so I could cook purer meth

What prestigious university did you attend that taught you the incorrect usage of than/then, the misspelling of beginning, and that the word literally can be used synonymously with "I think"?