I drank about 400mL of tequila last night. Apparently I tried to mount my girlfriend but kept falling over so I just started slapping her tit.

No you didnt

0.4liters of tequila and you reacted that gay? Would be good to see a pus** trying to mount another p**sy

Holy shit you're a light weight

This post was edited by Gratuitous on Jul 23 2016 05:50pm

You had eight or nine shots of tequila and couldn't function? Lol

this

why?

I hadn't been drinking for the past few months so I guess all my tolerance was gone.





was my birthday ofc

I drink like 10 times a year, and I can put up like 0.5-0.75l of tequila. Probably my mother genetics are being manifestated (or manifested, idk)

This post was edited by LordSinfriends on Jul 23 2016 06:10pm

Drink water and smoke weed.... Works great