Hey atheists, if gravity is real how do balloons float?

If there is a force on us strong enough to attract us to a ball spinning millions of miles an hour, going lightyears per hour around a galaxy ten million times the size of a galaxy, then how does a balloons float?

Checkmate.

wow confirmed, science confirmed for illuminati

uuuuuughhh i herd der was dis heylium thing and dat makes da balloon float

Then why doesn't gravity grab the "helium" and pull it to Earth. Why aren't we crushed by Helium if the Earth is constantly grabbing it and shoving it towards the Earth?

Checkmate.

Qodesh is better at trolling than you and he is terrible at it. C'mon man.

helium is immune to gravity

you're so scientific and deep. fuck

I don't troll, I just fuck around when I'm bored.

However, this isn't a troll thread or fucking around. I have realized how smart CS, Qoodesh, and Malice are and reject the "science" of the astro-priests. All hail our new god! Some poorly defined magnetic thingy!

I heard its because the third eye makes people fatter than balloons.

Gravity does not have hands. Duh.