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Jul 13 2016 12:34am
i went into my bathroom a minute ago and there was a lizard just chillin' in there! :(

(i'm really afraid of lizards btw)

it was just chilling by the bathroom door and we both looked at eachother in fear like.. okay.. what do we do now? :huh:

i tried to step in front of the lizard to scare it back into the bathroom so i could get something to pick it up with and let it go outside but it ran around me and is now loose in my duplex! :cry:

i think i'll be safe from this lizard cuz it was only like an inch long but i hope there's not like a whole family of them here that will get me while i'm sleeping! :unsure:
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Jul 13 2016 12:39am
Many lizards have cute butts.

Did this one?
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Jul 13 2016 12:41am
Quote (wheniwassevenishotacheetah @ Jul 13 2016 01:39am)
Many lizards have cute butts.

Did this one?


i didn't get a chance to look at it's butt but it was a cute lizard! :)
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Jul 13 2016 12:46am
Quote (wraps @ Jul 13 2016 01:41am)
i didn't get a chance to look at it's butt but it was a cute lizard! :)


You said, "butt[,] but."

butt, but -> ass ass -> ass to ass ->

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Jul 13 2016 12:52am
Quote (wheniwassevenishotacheetah @ Jul 13 2016 01:46am)
You said, "butt[,] but."

butt, but -> ass ass -> ass to ass -> http://i.imgur.com/YX5r5D8.gif


:lol:

backstory: there has been a big lizard that hangs out behind my fridge and runs into a hole below my kitchen sink for a while! i figured it's okay cuz it's just one lizard doing it's thang but now i see this baby lizard in my bathroom!! :(

things are starting to get out of control around here and i don't like it one bit! :cry:

Edit for Requiem Gif:



This post was edited by wraps on Jul 13 2016 12:54am
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Jul 13 2016 12:55am
Quote (wraps @ Jul 13 2016 06:34am)
i went into my bathroom a minute ago and there was a lizard just chillin' in there! :(

(i'm really afraid of lizards btw)

it was just chilling by the bathroom door and we both looked at eachother in fear like.. okay.. what do we do now? :huh:

i tried to step in front of the lizard to scare it back into the bathroom so i could get something to pick it up with and let it go outside but it ran around me and is now loose in my duplex! :cry:

i think i'll be safe from this lizard cuz it was only like an inch long but i hope there's not like a whole family of them here that will get me while i'm sleeping! :unsure:


Be careful.

Lizards are known to slit people's throats in thier sleep.

Night night.

Don't let the lizards bite.
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Jul 13 2016 12:56am
unfortunate
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Jul 13 2016 12:58am
Quote (rawwwrr @ Jul 13 2016 06:56am)
unfortunate


I'll say.

He's not gonna live much longer.
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Jul 13 2016 12:59am
Quote (wraps @ Jul 13 2016 01:52am)
:lol:

backstory: there has been a big lizard that hangs out behind my fridge and runs into a hole below my kitchen sink for a while! i figured it's okay cuz it's just one lizard doing it's thang but now i see this baby lizard in my bathroom!! :(

things are starting to get out of control around here and i don't like it one bit! :cry:

Edit for Requiem Gif:

http://67.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdajbzizBI1rqc6hco1_500.gif


Do you know which species?

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Jul 13 2016 01:04am
Quote (wheniwassevenishotacheetah @ Jul 13 2016 01:59am)
Do you know which species?

http://i.imgur.com/SQM5xhZ.gif


i'm not sure but it was a light tan color lizard! :unsure:

i've heard that some lizards can be poisonous so i don't mess around with them! :(

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