Any way I can get Pokemon go on it? I'm angry

How to get Pokémon GO now

The quick route to install Pokémon Go now

Download Pokémon Go from APKPure.com or another APK download site, either directly on your phone or on a PC (it's a 58.1MB file). If you're using a PC then attach your phone to the PC via USB and drag the downloaded file to your Downloads folder. On your phone go to Settings, Security and enable the installation of apps from unknown sources. Now tap on Pokémon Go in your Downloads folder to install Pokémon Go.

Doesn't work on windows phone

Well, apparently there is no solution then from a basic Google search.

...People still use Windows phones? Lel. Android >

I spend most of my time in Peru and windows is most reliable here.

this should be stickied imo!