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Jul 5 2016 11:48pm
5 foot 9
125-135

Ima small guy with fast metabolism


Trying to get a job but im sure they will test only smoked bout 1.5g in last week last time smokong was the 4th about .5

If i smoke a bowl tonight how long you think before i can pass a test

With occasional exercise about 2 times a week if needed

This post was edited by JQo on Jul 5 2016 11:49pm
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Jul 5 2016 11:58pm
Most of the cheap tests need a decently high ppm for a positive, so if you dilute your sample (consuming a bunch of water before the test, peeing before hand), you'll usually be fine after a week.

You can purchase at home tests for under $20.

*ALL* of the 'detox' kits are taxes on scientific illiteracy. They do nothing other than get you to dilute your sample by drinking a ton of water.

This post was edited by wheniwassevenishotacheetah on Jul 5 2016 11:59pm
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Jul 6 2016 12:08am
How about you don't smoke?
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Jul 6 2016 12:09am
Quote (Sakuraba @ Jul 6 2016 01:08am)
How about you don't smoke?


Whoa.
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Jul 6 2016 12:09am
I can pass piss test with being sober 24hrs using Certo method

Im a heavy toker too
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Jul 6 2016 12:12am
depends on type of test, whether it is being sent to a lab etc etc.. You have to provide more detail
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Jul 6 2016 12:33am
Quote (DuckManParkey @ Jul 6 2016 02:12am)
depends on type of test, whether it is being sent to a lab etc etc.. You have to provide more detail


It is for a paper mill so i think they gonna do lab test,


also i heard of Certo from online ive seen some good and bad reviews on it but most ppl say they must have not done the instructions properly if it didnt work
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Jul 6 2016 01:39am

I'm about 99% certain that anything you can buy for clean pee is a scam.
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