So ive come to terms with low self esteem and boring small talk

I thought maybe ill go all out and make a completely fake profile (except for pics) and see the results

If anyone has any "believable" input let me know

So you're gay?

Tell those bitches that you're a badass mother fucker who won't take their womanly shit. Tell 'em.

Tell those bitches that you know what they want, a man, and that you're the one for them. Tell 'em.

Tell 'em hard, tell all of 'em, and tell 'em right now.

Thx for asking!

Im looking for any ideas that will scream gold digger (e.g. i was divorced but after some soul searching and self improvement I am ready to try again!)

Im going to be 6'3. Madness

find an expensive car in a good part of town and pose in the picture. after you finished college, you spent a few years working a lot of hours for a fantastic opportunity and you're ready to settle down.

This post was edited by carteblanche on Jul 4 2016 11:13am

Tell them you have 38 thousand posts on D2jsp, that'll get all the bitches so wet you'll be hydroplaning.

Basically I want a profile that confirms the 80/20 online dating theory

Perfect. Its like youve done this before!

plz dont refer to women as bitches u sexist cock nugget

Sup bitch