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Jul 3 2016 07:58am
She was mad I bought two pairs of military-grade handcuffs

She told me after I bought 3 pairs of handcuffs that she wanted the cuffs with quick releases.

I was like "You didn't give me any direction on this and I honestly like these cuffs better than the cheap light-weight chinese made crap that has quick releases".

before I told her that she was like "Um, you were suppose to get the fake, safety release ones..."

For testing reasons I tightened the cuffs on myself as tight as they would go and from the moment of picking up the keys I got 100% out of them in 16 seconds.

I don't see how it really matters to be honest quick release cuffs or no quick release cuffs.

picture just in case you don't fucking believe me:

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Jul 3 2016 08:04am
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Jul 3 2016 08:06am
Etc...

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Jul 3 2016 08:06am
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http://i2.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/018/847/e4a829e2-502a-42d4-898f-f3169442026b-bestSizeAvailable.png


you can do a "who stole my photo's" search and you'd see that that picture doesn't exist on the Internet other than this forum, but ok.
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Jul 3 2016 08:09am
QUOTE=CenturyLink,Jul 3 2016 07:04am]http://i2.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/018/847/e4a829e2-502a-42d4-898f-f3169442026b-bestSizeAvailable.png[/QUOTE]

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Jul 3 2016 08:12am
Apparently my hands are "footwear" lol.



This post was edited by M240B on Jul 3 2016 08:12am
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Jul 3 2016 08:21am
God you are a sad nerd. Posts 1 topic 'so I haven't had sex with a girl in 30 days' (here: http://forums.d2jsp.org/topic.php?t=74709793&f=27) then posts a topic 30 minutes later 'so this girl I've been fucking'

Jesus kid give it up.
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Jul 3 2016 08:22am
Quote (EmericAn @ Jul 3 2016 07:21am)
God you are a sad nerd. Posts 1 topic 'so I haven't had sex with a girl in 30 days' (here: http://forums.d2jsp.org/topic.php?t=74709793&f=27) then posts a topic 30 minutes later 'so this girl I've been fucking'

Jesus kid give it up.


I probably have a better sex life than you do, especially over the last 1 year 6 months.

So whatever lol.

And I'm not a kid, I'm likely older than you lol.
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Jul 3 2016 08:24am
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I probably have a better sex life than you do, especially over the last 1 year 6 months.

So whatever lol.

And I'm not a kid, I'm likely older than you lol.



Everything you say is made up, kid. You are so sad that you had to make a multi after your last account about your made up military career got locked.
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Jul 3 2016 08:25am
Quote (EmericAn @ Jul 3 2016 07:24am)
Everything you say is made up, kid. You are so sad that you had to make a multi after your last account about your made up military career got locked.


Go be cannon fodder for the army, everyone knows that's the only thing you were ever good at anyway.
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