why do all the hot girls at universities use a macbook?

do i need to get myself a macbook to get one as my gf?

yes and go to starbucks and say cool things like "me tooooo"

Why.....

You go to University do you? What are you even studying?

Surely you'd have a mixed gender of friends that you hang out with.

Wouldnt help your lost cause m8

Because they don't know much, hence going to school....

If you can't get a girl on your own an apple sure aint gonna help

i'll be your gf for free

Coz they're a hot brand that's easy to show off and they really do make pretty decent computers, especially if you don't have to give a shit about the money you're spending.