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Jun 17 2016 03:54am
i killed six people, wait, make that seven
rekt so hard witnesses said it was 11

thanks for the knife though
replace it where i go
8 inch blade, so not much of a psycho

notice me
the plug for xtc
the dealer for the xan
unlimited trees

im quick- not missin
godlike intuition
my heart stops beating five seconds before i rip in
we're in the kitchen

u dont even run... ur frozen in fear
i mostly do this sober but its more fun on 'clear'
so im here.
cant u smell the scent
its your hubby; now dont it all make sense?

well im already gone now
static is on loud
touch the tv cuz//
i left a bomb down

trip wires imma slit your girls tires
imma hide under the bed hear the flick of my lighter?

boom ur coming with me
say wsup to whitney
on the next mission i will spring more quickly

eta 20.. i will be there, honey
trust my voice changer n ill cook u like a bunny
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Jun 17 2016 04:28am
Got picked on in high school, passed up for the football team
Got a tiny dick and I can't get laid, but at least I've got a dream
Gonna hide my inadequacies behind a nightstick and a gun
I'll ride shotgun in a cop car, and I'll beat you up for fun
No one's gonna fuck with me, not once I've got my shield
I'm making up for years of abuse, so you'd better fuckin' yield

'Cuz I wanna be a cop.. So I can fuck you up!

Once I've got all that power, I'll do what I please
Abuse you and beat you, get you down on your knees
I'm as lawless as the rest, yeah, justice don't mean shit
once I am the law I don't have to follow it
It's your word against mine, punk, so what'chou gonna do?
'Cuz I'm an upstanding citizen, not gutter trash like you

'Cuz I wanna be a cop... So I can fuck you up!

So hippies, punks and homeless bums, you'd better run & hide
Or I'll throw you in my wagon, and we'll all go for a ride
These years of work and training, they'll all be worthwhile
I'll have status and distinction, rise above the rank n' file
Kids may still scoff at me, but I'll come out on top
I'll just kick your ass, son, I can do that, I'm a cop
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Jun 17 2016 05:09am
This is a story all about how my life got twisted flipped upside down
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Jun 17 2016 05:13am
parents told me not to sag
they don't get it
cuz i'm a fag

just kidding
i don't suck dick
cept that one time with a back alley hick

tuna belly aint nothin but a hoe turnin tricks
ancestral line a bunch of slaves with the cotton pick
flapped his gums got his lip split
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Jun 17 2016 05:14am
Quote (Sakuraba @ 17 Jun 2016 05:13)
parents told me not to sag
they don't get it
cuz i'm a fag

just kidding
i don't suck dick
cept that one time with a back alley hick

tuna belly aint nothin but a hoe turnin tricks
ancestral line a bunch of slaves with the cotton pick
flapped his gums got his lip split


likin ur new aesthetic m8
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Jun 17 2016 05:16am
Quote (Devil_kin @ Jun 17 2016 01:14pm)
likin ur new aesthetic m8


ditto
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Jun 17 2016 05:16am
Quote (Devil_kin @ Jun 17 2016 05:14am)
likin ur new aesthetic m8


peace
PEACE UPON MANKIND
FOREVER

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Jun 17 2016 05:20am
Quote (Sakuraba @ Jun 17 2016 01:16pm)
peace
PEACE UPON MANKIND
FOREVER

http://i.imgur.com/m3rq5bB.jpg


reminded me of "if you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever"
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Jun 17 2016 05:21am
Quote (Sakuraba @ 17 Jun 2016 05:16)
peace
PEACE UPON MANKIND
FOREVER

http://i.imgur.com/m3rq5bB.jpg


what's this meme?
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Jun 17 2016 05:24am
Quote (Devil_kin @ Jun 17 2016 05:21am)
what's this meme?


around 2:45

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