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#1
Jun 14 2016 04:44pm
Got stung by a bee today for the first time in 32 years.

Seriously what the fuck is this BS.

I was walking home from the bar to the front door when out of fucking nowhere a bee clings to my chin and stings me.

That's what I fucking get for trimming my god damn beard.
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Jun 14 2016 04:45pm
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Jun 14 2016 04:47pm
okay so, lets see here.

32 years ago you got stung, meaning you where probably around 13 add 32 years to that, you're 44 years old?

Because there's no possible way you got stung as a baby, your parents wouldn't allow it.
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Jun 14 2016 04:47pm
sounds like a stinger
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Jun 14 2016 04:51pm
Quote (Essick @ Jun 14 2016 06:47pm)
okay so, lets see here.

32 years ago you got stung, meaning you where probably around 13 add 32 years to that, you're 44 years old?

Because there's no possible way you got stung as a baby, your parents wouldn't allow it.


I think he's just trying to say he never got stung before in his life, duh.
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Jun 14 2016 04:52pm
Quote (serialj0e @ Jun 14 2016 10:47pm)
sounds like a stinger


I'll say.

Kinda sucked.

Quote (Essick @ Jun 14 2016 10:47pm)
okay so, lets see here.

32 years ago you got stung, meaning you where probably around 13 add 32 years to that, you're 44 years old?

Because there's no possible way you got stung as a baby, your parents wouldn't allow it.


And I still bang eighteen year olds.

What are you trying to say boy?
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#7
Jun 14 2016 04:52pm
you're an asshole, that bee cant help make honey or help pollinate plants now

that one single bee is more important to the earth than you or your family for the next 12,000 years

be more careful next time...



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#8
Jun 14 2016 04:52pm
Quote (BuTcHeS @ Jun 14 2016 10:51pm)
I think he's just trying to say he never got stung before in his life, duh.


I've been stung before.
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Jun 14 2016 04:53pm
Quote (BuTcHeS @ Jun 14 2016 04:51pm)
I think he's just trying to say he never got stung before in his life, duh.


no be quiet! Don't ruin this for me.

I'm onto him.

If he never got stung he would of made it super duper clear. Now please back up I'm lunching my investigation here.

This post was edited by Essick on Jun 14 2016 04:53pm
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Jun 14 2016 04:54pm
Quote (Warlock316 @ Jun 14 2016 10:52pm)
you're an asshole, that bee cant help make honey or help pollinate plants now

that one single bee is more important to the earth than you or your family for the next 12,000 years

be more careful next time...


Clearly I'm he asshole.

Minding my own god damn business.

That fucker assaulted me.

I should sue.
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