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Jun 13 2016 10:12pm
Tomorrow a friend of mine is having an embryo implanted in her

Was thinking about getting flowers or a nice gift

Any ideas?
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Jun 13 2016 10:13pm
moo moo dress
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Jun 13 2016 10:17pm
Quote (kayeto @ Jun 13 2016 09:13pm)
moo moo dress


She *is* getting twins

This post was edited by proccy on Jun 13 2016 10:17pm
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Jun 13 2016 10:35pm
Is she carrying your kid(s)?
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Jun 13 2016 10:48pm
Quote (Diutinus @ Jun 13 2016 09:35pm)
Is she carrying your kid(s)?


na
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Jun 13 2016 10:50pm
why didn't she just ask u to knock her up?
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Jun 13 2016 11:06pm
Quote (ChrisKz @ Jun 13 2016 11:50pm)
why didn't she just ask u to knock her up?


TIL: Women getting fertility treatments and embryonic implantation shouldn't waste all that money, because they could have just asked Proccy to knock them up. Never mind any issues that might prevent these women from conceiving naturally in the first place.
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Jun 13 2016 11:08pm
Quote (Surfpunk @ 13 Jun 2016 21:06)
TIL: Women getting fertility treatments and embryonic implantation shouldn't waste all that money, because they could have just asked Proccy to knock them up. Never mind any issues that might prevent these women from conceiving naturally in the first place.


This is really your fault for reading ChrisKz posts. :(
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Jun 13 2016 11:11pm
Quote (AiNedeSpelCzech @ Jun 14 2016 12:08am)
This is really your fault for reading ChrisKz posts. :(


Gorramit, I did it again, didn't I?
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Jun 13 2016 11:16pm
Quote (Surfpunk @ 13 Jun 2016 21:11)
Gorramit, I did it again, didn't I?


Apropos of nothing at all, this reminds me one of my favorite subtitle fuckups ever - in the original DVDs for Firefly, someone who clearly wasn't much of a fan subs Jayne at one point as saying "You're a rabbit, Mal!" instead of the obvious "Gorramit."
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