I go to bar and sit down with my beer
Less than 10 minutes a girl comes up and asks if I wanna dance.
I tell I don't like to dance, so she's asks if rather take her home and do her.
I finish my beer and we leave.

What about you? How do you usually get laid?

I offer fgs.

ive met my actual gf at a female friends houseparty.
first time i saw her at a picture at the friends wall (shes a photographer and took some pics by her) and i told her that ill fuck her some day...

true love stroy

i also had the same dream

This actually happens my friend did this

Just go about my day normally and when a girl smiles at me, go over and talk to her for a couple minutes.

I wish I had same acid you take..