If I wanna be happy, I gotta go out and get me an ugly girl

It's a lie, got an ugly one and she's a piece of shit.

The secret to happiness.. until your ugly girl gets any kind of attention from another living-being.. then you'll lose your ugly girl and be sad.

its like my grand papi always told me... if you walk through a locker room, youre gonna see some DICK

This post was edited by Darkblue on May 18 2016 09:19am

Apparently your papi was strolling through the wrong locker room.. had he turned left he would have discovered vagina.

papi wasnt bitch enough to go to planet fitness co-op gym.

when papi went to workout, he lifted amongst beasts.

oh planet fitness lol

rammt sie, rammti sie!

Yea