I am conducting an experiment for myself to try to confirm if it's actually true or just a myth. You know.. The pineapple juice experiment

I'm kind of a retard though, so I was wondering if anyone could answer a few questions for me
Such as: is Dole pineapple chunks in "100% pineapple juice" okay for this? I read on the back label that it has "concentrate" and I've never known what that means
Something like its from frozen fruit juice or something, if that's the case then does that ruin the enzymes or whatever it is that's supposed to actually produce the result? Idk anything anout that
I would just buy regular pineapple juice in a carton or whatever but I've been to 3 supermarkets and none of them had it
So I got Doles pineapple chunks in 100% pineapple juice in a can
But again.. Idk if the concentrate thing ruins it

Are you conducting this experiment alone?

lol gay

Eat a pineapple, suck your own dick

Give us the results

LMAO pls I have a gf

So you gonna blast a load in your mouth. Then a few weeks later again to see the difference?

Sounds kinky, make video

NO! My gf will be executing the taste test unknowingly
I have not informed her that I am conducting this experiment to keep it unbiased. I want to see if she says something right after like "wow have you been eating pineapples?" Without me mentioning it, you feel me?

Don't eat to many pineapples, they'll give you the runs real bad.

If it works it'll be worth it
But is pineapple juice concentrate bad for this experiment or is it okay

This post was edited by neekzisonfire on May 17 2016 08:28am

That's the fucking point of an experiment

Find out the answer

This post was edited by Asexual on May 17 2016 09:09am