Greetings all and hello to all my gay friends who are non gay across the waters..

Today I encountered a very awkward moment in the men's toilets at work both of the toilets were being used so I had to just use one of those standing up urinal pissing things so I go over to it and im bout to pull my dick out then comes another man next to me and pulls his dick out but he's looking towards me to say 'why ain't u pulling your dick out '? Is it because of me? Are you scared? so I tried to backtrack and walk away and do my zip and tuck my penis in between my legs then he looked at me to say ' ain't u man enough to piss next to another man u coward?'

I had no choice my ego got the best of me and we both pissed at the same time it was a race for who lasts the longest my piss was louder then his but his seemed like it had more desire to win this battle in the end I won the battle as I reigned a whopping 3.25 mins beating him he walked out the toilets pissed off didn't wash his hands now he gives me evil looks because I beat him!

Everyone knows me knows I'm a man of the cloth so i accept any challenge just as long as it doesn't involve me bent over plumbers desk getting my booty plucked and sowed today's a Thursday but that doesn't mean we would make it to see Sunday today's a positive day so let's all put our hands on our head the pencil you have may be sharpened but it doesn't mean it knows how to eat sleep or drink that's for you to teach it... today's a. 'Can my gay friend stop embarrassing me in public?' Thursdayyyyyyyy phone chargersss for alll and phonesss to charge for noneeee

Who had biggest dick

biggs I didn't get the ruler out but im a man and im always gonna say I have the bigger dick babes

Biggs your dick is biggs smaller than my big dick small biggs

why you typing like that its not cool hun

Friend's family bought a house with a dual seat outhouse. I challenged him to a piss duration contest, my name was forever inscribed on the halls of victory (the side of the outhouse).

Cos i love your dick