Quote (Diutinus @ Sep 30 2014 02:19am)
I apologize for bumping into anyone.
It's called good manners.
I just want to know how many poor souls have been absorbed into the fat cracks of your belly, and also, do you find you apologise more these days? (YOU ARE FATTER NOW)
I would hypothesize that over time you'd gain a lot of control and precision by using your big round bouncy belly as a mode of transport?