Hey folks, just wanted to dedicate my topic of the day to this subject in regards to the matter.

On that note, before I get to anything.. Let this be a topic where perhaps we discuss boo boo's and we can all relate!

Now I have always got boo boo cuts.. Whether it be from paper cuts or in fact slicing foods.. (Basically what happened to me today, by the way.)

So while I was cutting my food that Gloria and I were making today..... This particular boo boo cut however, hurt more than usual.

I was slicing tomatoes and I pretty much ruined them because I cut my finger... And boy did that hurt! I let out such a loud yelp of a scream!

I felt like such a weakling.. I was quite embarrassed because Gloria was standing right there, and Ms. Ethelsteen Dwyer... Well I was just embarrassed to do that in front of her.


Some of my blood was all over her cutting board, and I am standing there crying in pain with tears flowing down my cheeks and onto my large beard.

And I am apologizing, and then this woman.. Then this woman! And I say it one more time THEN THIS WOMAN! She ran quickly with some paper towels.. And she said, it's alright my love. Just squeeze your finger tight and I'll go get the proper cleaning essentials and bandage for you.

I was in quite shock but at the same time not in shock.. Because I know this dear sweet woman very well, she is truly my angel from God.. I honestly can say this lovely woman in, Ms. Gloria Ethelsteen Dwyer is my queen sent from God himself.

She took care of me and sprayed peroxide quickly on my hand and she took care of the rest.

So she had to cut the rest of the tomatoes and other foods that we were slicing up, I just went over on my chair and tried to knit..


And today my friends, I type here while in a bit of pain. The cut is on index finger, and thank goodness it's only one that one and not my thumb..

But in a way I rather it of been on my thumb because, now it hurts when I type.. So I need to type a little gently..


Regardless however, today I seen how great Gloria Ethelsteen Dwyer is and despite knowing her for nearly all my life.. Now I feel I know her even more. XD XD

Bless her dear sweet heart... And that is my story of the day..


Just wanted to share that with you all..


So anyone else want to share any riveting stories of when they got a boo boo cut? XD

Let's share, my friends.


Sincerely, Johnathan Overmyer

This post was edited by JahovahWitness on May 4 2016 04:15pm

riveting tale friend, glad you survived the injury

Thanks my friend, and I forgot to say in my post.. That the cut is actually longer than usual.. Because I was slicing really quick trying to keep up with Gloria.. And that was a big mistake, and I've got these huge chubby fingers.. So it's bound to happen unfortunately.

Well it is what it is.. I suppose. XD

nice lie

dont bully me

I wish you would have hit a main artery and bled out.

Good post my friend, well spoken! XD

Always stand up for yourself and what you believe in! Glad to call you a friend.

By the way the cut was kind of deep to, thankfully I am alright. XD

Perhaps I should be more careful next time, I guess. XD

Glad to see you're okay, Johnathan!

What doesn't kill us makes us stronger, though.

Thanks bud, and good to see you. :D XD

And yes my friend, I agree with that. ;) XD

Sad diaper faggot

Stop using my picture