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Apr 22 2016 03:16pm
There's big money in solving problems and I'm pretty sneaky, I think I'd be great at disposing of the leftovers.
I used to be a janitor so cleaning up after the solving will be np.
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The Wolf™ already has the market cornered on that.

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Apr 22 2016 03:34pm
Quote (TheUturn @ Apr 22 2016 04:16pm)
There's big money in solving problems and I'm pretty sneaky, I think I'd be great at disposing of the leftovers.
I used to be a janitor so cleaning up after the solving will be np.


You just need to get a good "in" with a pig farmer.


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Quote (Master_Zappy @ Apr 22 2016 05:34pm)
You just need to get a good "in" with a pig farmer.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bb84fZGnXDw


if that guy was british then why would be have been referring to the mass of the corpse in "pounds"?

he should be using kg ofc
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Apr 22 2016 03:42pm
That depends, my friend. What kind of problem solver? :D ;) XD

Are you good with mathematics? I am sure there are folks in need of some help in that field. :D ;) XD

Tutors always suffice in helping the young thrive forward. :D ;) XD

And of course other fields I can think of.. Well let's see.. How about fixing cars? :D ;) XD

Mechanic problem solvers are always a good thing, I can tell ya that first hand. :D ;) XD

But you mentioned disposing, so I can only assume you mean like cleaning? I am good with that, I myself am a problem solver! If the floor gets dirty, I just vacuum, mop, or even wax shine in it. :D ;) XD

Back during when I worked as a librarian, the good thing about this was. I was using two out of the three qualities that I mentioned.. I help children with math and I even helped the custodians clean up! I was like a janitor, despite working as a librarian.. I still found the time to help others with their job/needs, while working. :D ;) XD

However I am not good with cars.. My brother in law Paulie though.. He on the other hand is the guy you want to fix your car. :D ;) XD
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Apr 22 2016 03:47pm
Quote (kayeto @ Apr 22 2016 04:39pm)
if that guy was british then why would be have been referring to the mass of the corpse in "pounds"?

he should be using kg ofc


That guy is English (alan ford) and this movie was filmed in the UK by a british filmaker, and most of the cast and crew were also british (few exceptions), but it was interesting that he used a "200lbs" man reference instead of stone or KG, I'd never picked up on that before, and I've seen this movie a few times over the years.
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If you need any drums of hydrofluoric acid, saws, industrial meat grinders, or a pallet of 3-mil reinforced contractor bags, just hit me up. I'm retiring.
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are you 12 years old my man
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