had the worst case of whiskey dick ever last night, only second time its ever happened to me, like fml gotta try to get a round 2 with the chick to redeem myself, but the upside is she is pretty hot so even though I was like the worst lay ever it still counts

Happens

This post was edited by PonyKiller on Apr 10 2016 09:26pm

you need grow some balls m8

ive already got balls, just ask your mom, they've slapped against her chin quite a bit

so like,

you guys were about to get dirty but you said you cant bc your dick isnt functioning properly due to whiskey? How did that story go

nah man we still got dirty but i was just pushin rope, i mean we were both really lit so pretty sure she didnt care too much, i'll just make sure to sling that bomb D next time

lolol damn i been there

ya dont let her think for one moment youre some sort of limp dick

CHURCHGIRL DEF MINE NOW

wouldnt care 1 bit if it was a rando but we work together so I just gotta set the record straight so i dont get a bad rep at work lol