I walk up to her and run my fingers accross her mouth and under her nose for her to smell them



then I say "I had a breakthrough on the toilet today"

as if I'm talking about a great idea or a revelation


but i really mean the toilet paper

it's only wrong if you don't let her taste your trophy

if you let her taste it, then it's a great way to show how much you enjoy sharing everything with her.

I'm just going to let the rest of GC get this one XD

Yep. Missed opportunity.

I need more opinions


I do this to her like every day so i really need to know if i should stop or not

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Are you sure you're asking the right people for help?
Asking gc for help is like asking a hobo for therapy.

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