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Sep 1 2013 12:51am
Quote (DawnBringer666 @ Sep 1 2013 02:50am)
or just stop trying to get your nut off... its true that nice guys finish last... they always make sure the woman finishes first... a couple times...


Only beta males let women finish first.

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Quote (DavidTennant @ 1 Sep 2013 01:51)
Only beta males let women finish first.


Calm down, bro. If you try any harder, you're going to pop a vein. :(
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Calm down, bro.  If you try any harder, you're going to pop a vein.  :(


Posting doesn't reflect emotional state, sorry to burst your bubble. :(
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Quote (DavidTennant @ Sep 1 2013 02:51am)
Only beta males let women finish first.


lol but only an alpha can make two women finish simultaneously before he does ;) which i have done, several times
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Posting doesn't reflect emotional state, sorry to burst your bubble. :(


Apparently, I'm being too subtle here with my jokes.

The point is that you're trying way too hard. I get it! Sexist jokes. Very cute, we get that you don't get to touch women very often and it's made you angry. You can move on to the next joke now. :(
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Sep 1 2013 12:54am
Quote (Jinxy @ Sep 1 2013 02:51am)
I don't know about you but my sex life connects to my life, if the sex is bad or non exsistant,
I'm going to be one grumpy bitch
.
And that's gonna he in the the way of
Work
Friends
And life in general.
And ill prolly be hostile torwards whoever sucks in bed.
Equaling to life failing.


I can vouch this
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Sep 1 2013 12:55am
Quote (AiNedeSpelCzech @ Sep 1 2013 02:54am)
Apparently, I'm being too subtle here with my jokes.

The point is that you're trying way too hard.  I get it!  Sexist jokes.  Very cute, we get that you don't get to touch women very often and it's made you angry.  You can move on to the next joke now.  :(


Why are you assuming me making multiple posts = being angry? Feel bad for how desperate you make yourself out to be in need to feed your ego through picking fights on a gaming forum. :(
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Quote (AiNedeSpelCzech @ Sep 1 2013 03:54am)
Apparently, I'm being too subtle here with my jokes.

The point is that you're trying way too hard.  I get it!  Sexist jokes.  Very cute, we get that you don't get to touch women very often and it's made you angry.  You can move on to the next joke now.  :(


You want to know the real joke?


Womans rights....lolroflcoptergglulzhaha
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Sep 1 2013 12:56am
Quote (DawnBringer666 @ 31 Aug 2013 23:54)
lol but only an alpha can make two women finish simultaneously before he does ;) which i have done, several times


was the two women named Bissell and Dyson?
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Sep 1 2013 12:58am
Quote (DavidTennant @ 1 Sep 2013 01:55)
Why are you assuming me making multiple posts = being angry? Feel bad for how desperate you make yourself out to be in need to feed your ego through picking fights on a gaming forum. :(


Oh, I don't feel like you're actually being openly angry right this moment. I think that you clearly have a deep anger toward women that you like to express as sad little 'jokes' that are just jokes tee hee just a joke no big deal, but they're not really jokes.

When people say stupid racist or sexist shit, it's important to say something about it. It's not cute or funny. It's unoriginal and old as fuck, and it just looks sad.

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You want to know the real joke?


Womans rights....lolroflcoptergglulzhaha


ROFLSAJHAGJALROFL OH MAN SO FUNNYZ
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