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Oct 30 2011 09:39pm
Quote (Confoozled @ Oct 30 2011 08:38pm)
I like this one:

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-R9L5jpVAtr8/TXhFlsfo7FI/AAAAAAAAAT8/h11S3sGsu8Q/X-napkin.jpg


The only difference is you can't use napkin paper to roll joints with...
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Oct 30 2011 09:41pm
Quote (wazsup111 @ Oct 30 2011 10:39pm)
The only difference is you can't use napkin paper to roll joints with...



YOU WOULD BURN THE HOLY NAPKIN!??!1


You are going straight to garbage bag purgatory.
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Oct 30 2011 09:43pm
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The only difference is you can't use napkin paper to roll joints with...


I have never used a piece of the bible..
All of my friends are religious and would never even think about doing that.
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Oct 30 2011 09:46pm
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I have never used a piece of the bible..
All of my friends are religious and would never even think about doing that.


If the first thing I think when i open up the top drawer of a cabinet in a new hotel room and see a bible is.. "Cool.. They supplied me with complementary rolling papers.."...

Am I going to Hell?
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Oct 30 2011 09:49pm
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If the first thing I think when i open up the top drawer of a cabinet in a new hotel room and see a bible is.. "Cool.. They supplied me with complementary rolling papers.."...

Am I going to Hell?



The hotel doesn't put the bibles in there, its some religious company that gives all the hotels free bibles.
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Oct 30 2011 09:49pm
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If the first thing I think when i open up the top drawer of a cabinet in a new hotel room and see a bible is.. "Cool.. They supplied me with complementary rolling papers.."...

Am I going to Hell?


Hell dont exist either.
But if there was a place you would go I dont think it would be a punishment for burning a fictional story books pages.
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Oct 30 2011 09:50pm
Quote (Confoozled @ Oct 30 2011 09:49pm)
The hotel doesn't put the bibles in there, its some religious company that gives all the hotels free bibles.


Thanks for the useless info, bud. I'll keep that in mind next time I want to completely bore someone.

Quote (Artistry @ Oct 30 2011 09:49pm)
Hell dont exist either.
But if there was a place you would go I dont think it would be a punishment for burning a fictional story books pages.


If you don't believe in Hell... You are going to Hell... That doesn't bother you? Well... It should.

This post was edited by Nose_Powder on Oct 30 2011 09:51pm
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Oct 30 2011 09:52pm
how can something that feels so good be bad? u must be wrong
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Oct 30 2011 09:52pm
Quote (ivtec504 @ 30 Oct 2011 20:32)
I jizzed on op


eww


Quote (Confoozled @ 30 Oct 2011 20:23)
lol, I think your sig is a bigger sin than masturbation.


how is my sig a sin?
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Thanks for the useless info, bud. I'll keep that in mind next time I want to completely bore someone.



If you don't believe in Hell... You are going to Hell... That doesn't bother you? Well... It should.


Typical christian logic.. " Believe in this or suffer "
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