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#81
Mar 5 2010 10:57pm
This is how it will play out...

-Get to movies and wait out front for her
-40 year old guy walks up to you and asks if you're so-and-so
-You reply "yes" and try to walk away
-Guy bashes you upside the head, drags you into the van, and buttrapes you, kills you, and throws you in an alley
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#82
Mar 5 2010 11:01pm
Bring a condom and some lube to make things kinky when you don't get into the movies.
Get the girls friend in on a threesome, and don't even bring that dude with you.
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#83
Mar 5 2010 11:06pm
The internet:
Where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents.
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#84
Mar 5 2010 11:08pm
Quote (MeganMcLulzLulz @ Mar 5 2010 11:57pm)
This is how it will play out...

-Get to movies and wait out front for her
-40 year old guy walks up to you and asks if you're so-and-so
-You reply "yes" and try to walk away
-Guy bashes you upside the head, drags you into the van, and buttrapes you, kills you, and throws you in an alley


this happens quite often
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#85
Mar 5 2010 11:09pm
Quote (stacked @ Mar 6 2010 12:06am)
The internet:
Where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents.


Oshit covers blown! :run:
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#86
Mar 5 2010 11:10pm
Quote (MeganMcLulzLulz @ Mar 5 2010 11:09pm)
Oshit covers blown! :run:


Abort! Abort!
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#87
Mar 5 2010 11:21pm
Just do your thing. Don't be sleazy forward. That's about it.
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#88
Mar 7 2010 06:51pm
SO HOW DID IT GOOO

YOU GET YOUR DICK STINKY
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#89
Mar 7 2010 07:05pm
Quote (low-ki @ Mar 5 2010 09:53pm)
1. buy bucket of popcorn
2. make hole in bottom of popcorn bucket
3. stick penis in hole
4. offer girl popcorn


this is ur best option
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#90
Mar 7 2010 07:07pm
You're going to fail.
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