Quote (NekoSama @ May 7 2016 02:54am)
Did this today for the first time and I'm gonna have to do it every time from now on...
I went to the dog park earlier today and while in was hanging out with some friends, a guy showed up with his mutt and sat down then lit up a cigarette.
We all started complaining amongst ourselves because there's signs up everywhere saying you ain't supposed to smoke there AND it smelt of shit.
so I go over to the guy and ask him if he has a light.
He responds by saying that he does.
Then proceeded to pull out a lighter.
I told him that's fucking disgusting.
I reached into my own pocket and pulled out a cigar along with some wooden matches.
I kept talking to him as I cut the butt off my cigar and started to light it.
The entire time I was talking to them, I made sure to stand upwind so every time I let out the gigantic puff of smoke it would blow in his face and make him start coughing like the pussy is.
Halfway through my cigar, he asked me if I could move away because the smoke was bugging him.
I told him to fuck off and stop being whiney cunt and I can smoke wherever I want.
Needless to say, he got pissed off at me and left.
After he took off, I put my cigar out and went back to my normal group of friends.
They all laughed their asses off as he pulled out of the parking lot.
Discuss your strategy for dealing with these blights on society.
is this what you imagine to your self when you go to bed ?