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Mar 5 2010 10:32pm
Quote (RABiDSQUiRRELS @ Mar 5 2010 10:38pm)
Okay, so Sunday i'm going on my first date with some cute girl named Mallory. I'm only 16 and I chose to go see Shutter Island because its a horror movie, and that's what she likes.

..What the fuck do I do first?
Her favorite candy is Swedish fish and so i'll bring a big bag of those. I'm paying for her of course. It's rated 'R', hope we can get in. I hope it's not to crowded so I can enjoy Mallory. She lives half an hour away and I don't have a phone, or a car.

I hired a 'wing-man' to come (he's my best bud) and make things less awkward because I met Mallory on Facebook. To make it fair she is going to bring her friend also.

What stylish moves should I make?
I know you JSP'ers are very experienced with Women.


Ps. Feel free to comment.
and yell at me, to attempt to make me feel bad or just say a special comment to make you think that people on here notice you.


You met her on the internet; it's going to be awkward no matter what. You might want to make a backup plan since you're not old enough to get into Shutter Island, such as Alice in Wonderland (I'd rather see that anyway).
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Mar 5 2010 10:33pm
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dude that's totally off
nasty girls can have unsmelly vag's and clean girls can have the biggest stank
it depends on the person's chemistry not their sexual habbits (for the most part)


but most diseases of the vagina increase the stank of it.
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Use a lot of soap, the smell normally doesnt go away after the first wash.
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Mar 5 2010 10:35pm
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You met her on the internet; it's going to be awkward no matter what. You might want to make a backup plan since you're not old enough to get into Shutter Island, such as Alice in Wonderland (I'd rather see that anyway).


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but good u gotta let her take it away, and vise versa, hole in popcorn is actually a rly G idea, becuz if she is with ur friend/ a lot of other ppl around she scream or talk about it, she will either gieb u a HJ or just keep her hand still from shock or take it out quickly.
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Mar 5 2010 10:41pm
Quote (TinyTimmy @ Mar 5 2010 11:38pm)
but good u gotta let her take it away, and vise versa, hole in popcorn is actually a rly G idea, becuz if she is with ur friend/ a lot of other ppl around she scream or talk about it, she will either gieb u a HJ or just keep her hand still from shock or take it out quickly.


my older brother invited his girlfriend over and we watched paranormal activity and i invited my buddy over to watch it
and it was cold so we got blankets and there were only 2, one for me and my buddy (no we didnt do anything gay) and another for my bro and his girl
My brother was having a great time. I kept seeing her hand moving under the covers near his cock it was awesome. i was like omg and they stopped watching the movie and then my brother and her agreed to leave and go to their room and when he left he winked at me and i laughed
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Mar 5 2010 10:50pm
movie date = fail
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Mar 5 2010 10:52pm
Quote (RABiDSQUiRRELS @ Mar 6 2010 03:38am)
I met Mallory on Facebook

Where I stopped reading.
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Mar 5 2010 10:53pm
Quote (RABiDSQUiRRELS @ Mar 5 2010 11:41pm)
my older brother invited his girlfriend over and we watched paranormal activity and i invited my buddy over to watch it
and it was cold so we got blankets and there were only 2, one for me and my buddy (no we didnt do anything gay) and another for my bro and his girl
My brother was having a great time. I kept seeing her hand moving under the covers near his cock it was awesome. i was like omg and they stopped watching the movie and then my brother and her agreed to leave and go to their room and when he left he winked at me and i laughed


it was awesome to see the cack move? wtf O_o, oh yeah well u gotta do that shit, and u need to offer her something too (eating her out or finger) just google how to do those two things and u will be fine, im not evening joking, lol. it will work
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Mar 5 2010 10:53pm
Just be your self.
Enjoy the time you're together.
Do everything to make her happy.
And make her feel that you respect her and that she's special.
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