Going On My First Date On Sunday - Topic

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#61

Mar 5 2010 10:25pm

thought mallory was a guy's name

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Mar 5 2010 10:25pm

Quote (RABiDSQUiRRELS @ Mar 5 2010 10:23pm)

lol
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let me practice...

"Hey Mallory!"
"Hey Kev!..You look really good today"
"LETS FUCK!"
"o_o! please!"

I think that's how it's goin down. Agree?
What other suggestions could you give me?

Ya most movie theaters unless its a broken ass one has family restrooms go in there plop down on the shitter pinch one off while she sucks you off

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Mar 5 2010 10:25pm

in all srs jay has gg suggestion. since ur 16 and obv virgin, she is too i guess, just slowly throw it on her through the night and than ask her to go to ur place or somewhere after the movie, then u got it made, and use a cheesy pick up line also.

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Mar 5 2010 10:25pm

Quote (RABiDSQUiRRELS @ Mar 5 2010 07:38pm)

Okay, so Sunday i'm going on my first date with some cute girl named Mallory. I'm only 16 and I chose to go see Shutter Island because its a horror movie, and that's what she likes.

..What the fuck do I do first?
Her favorite candy is Swedish fish and so i'll bring a big bag of those. I'm paying for her of course. It's rated 'R', hope we can get in. I hope it's not to crowded so I can enjoy Mallory. She lives half an hour away and I don't have a phone, or a car.

I hired a 'wing-man' to come (he's my best bud) and make things less awkward because I met Mallory on Facebook. To make it fair she is going to bring her friend also.

What stylish moves should I make?
I know you JSP'ers are very experienced with Women.

Ps. Feel free to comment.
and yell at me, to attempt to make me feel bad or just say a special comment to make you think that people on here notice you.

OH HO

YOU CLEVER DEVIL

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Mar 5 2010 10:26pm

Quote (TinyTimmy @ Mar 5 2010 11:25pm)

And wake up in the morning with HERPES

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Mar 5 2010 10:29pm

Quote (TeH SaNdMaN @ Mar 5 2010 11:25pm)

OH HO

YOU CLEVER DEVIL

i lol'd

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Mar 5 2010 10:29pm

Ok last tip before I go watch a movie, AND EVERY BOY/TEEN/MAN MUST KNOW THIS

If.....If by gods might you get lucky, make sure you play dj with her first to warm it up, find the little "BUMP" at the top of her pus and just place index finger on it and go back and forth like your scratching a record like a dj

After you do that for like 30 seconds switch hands, If she says whats wrong just say your hand is tired, while you switch hands in A FAST QUICK SWIFT MOVE pass the fingers under your nose and give it a big in hail so make sure that shit isnt sour or stanky at all. If not your good to go and dive balls deep in that shit

IF it does, stick with 4 play and just keep fingering her but switch off hands or your fingers will rot off, and have her give you head or something

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE, take this srsly, Ive seen many brave souls destoryed by rot crotch

This post was edited by Twizted_jay on Mar 5 2010 10:30pm

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Mar 5 2010 10:31pm

Quote (Twizted_jay @ 5 Mar 2010 21:29)

Ok last tip before I go watch a movie, AND EVERY BOY/TEEN/MAN MUST KNOW THIS

If.....If by gods might you get lucky, make sure you play dj with her first to warm it up, find the little "BUMP" at the top of her pus and just place index finger on it and go back and forth like your scratching a record like a dj

After you do that for like 30 seconds switch hands, If she says whats wrong just say your hand is tired, while you switch hands in A FAST QUICK SWIFT MOVE pass the fingers under your nose and give it a big in hail so make sure that shit isnt sour at all. If not your good to go and dive balls deep in that shit

IF it does, stick with 4 play and just keep fingering her but switch off hands or your fingers will rot off, and have her give you head or something

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE, take this srsly, Ive seen many brave souls destoryed by rot crotch

dude that's totally off
nasty girls can have unsmelly vag's and clean girls can have the biggest stank
it depends on the person's chemistry not their sexual habbits (for the most part)

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Mar 5 2010 10:32pm

[QUOTE=Twizted_jay,Mar 5 2010 11:29pm]Ok last tip before I go watch a movie, AND EVERY BOY/TEEN/MAN MUST KNOW THIS

If.....If by gods might you get lucky, make sure you play dj with her first to warm it up, find the little "BUMP" at the top of her pus and just place index finger on it and go back and forth like your scratching a record like a dj

After you do that for like 30 seconds switch hands, If she says whats wrong just say your hand is tired, while you switch hands in A FAST QUICK SWIFT MOVE pass the fingers under your nose and give it a big in hail so make sure that shit isnt sour or stanky at all. If not your good to go and dive balls deep in that shit

IF it does, stick with 4 play and just keep fingering her but switch off hands or your fingers will rot off, and have her give you head or something

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE, take this srsly, Ive seen many brave souls destoryed by rot crotch

okay

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Mar 5 2010 10:32pm

Quote (J_B @ Mar 5 2010 10:31pm)

dude that's totally off
nasty girls can have unsmelly vag's and clean girls can have the biggest stank
it depends on the person's chemistry not their sexual habbits (for the most part)

Never implied the girl was nasty or clean, just implied that you gotta make sure its not rot before you get up in that

Unless you want the lingering dick rot while she tries to "cuddle" with you afterwards

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