Ichiban

the foam on that beer looks like my shit after a weekend of drinking whiskey.

sounds like a pretty sweet weekend

ntb but the shits are not that fun

didn't sound like it was but if your shits affected it means you had a hell of a weekend.

I remember when I used to drink a blue wine overseas a couple years back I would drink so much that the next day my crap would be green.
best night ever, I'll be going back over in a few months and i'm super keen.

that is the truth. from now on ill live by the shit rule.

if something i have done was awesome enought to affect my shit it was obviously a good time!

i cant drink beer, :\