Quote (M240B @ Apr 29 2016 08:51am)
Yes one of them is, your mom left it behind at my house the last time she drove over at 3 AM.
My mother would never leave my lipstick arbitrarily laying around at somebody else's house. She says how dare you come up with such deceitful stories in my presence, don't you have any humility as a little girl. I also just asked her for confirmation, and she says you can tell that little lying reject he is nothing but a filthy fart faced pig, and she wants her hepatitis back. And she loves me.