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Apr 12 2016 12:05am
alcohol is actually what makes the most people make children out there, and it's not only because they are fucking drunk knowing nothing about what they are doing, that is the principle but the end is because alcohol makes you dry out, you end up losing way more liquid than you have actually drunk, this goes to your balls too and your testosterone is the same so your sperm gets way more ticker, that's why people who can ejaculate being drunk have like 666% more chance of getting the girl impregnated.
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Apr 12 2016 12:08am
ive had it few times from drinkiing
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Apr 12 2016 12:09am
Quote (korniz0r @ Apr 12 2016 12:05am)
alcohol is actually what makes the most people make children out there, and it's not only because they are fucking drunk knowing nothing about what they are doing, that is the principle but the end is because alcohol makes you dry out, you end up losing way more liquid than you have actually drunk, this goes to your balls too and your testosterone is the same so your sperm gets way more ticker, that's why people who can ejaculate being drunk have like 666% more chance of getting the girl impregnated.


r u drunk
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Apr 12 2016 12:09am
Dont think its whiskey dick
Think youre a pipe fitter.
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Apr 12 2016 12:12am
we are all lilith childrens of doom, fuck every monkey you see out there, dont be scared, think about the plants, they have no choice when birds put their shit into their clit.
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Apr 12 2016 12:18am
It's all about how you breathe, or if a spanish girl says to do her doggy style and she has a patch of fur on her lower back. Talk about a surprise to kill your woody.
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Apr 12 2016 12:25am
dude if your woody never saw a bush it grew up in the wrong place. haha
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Apr 12 2016 06:46am
Quote (korniz0r @ Apr 12 2016 06:12am)
we are all lilith childrens of doom, fuck every monkey you see out there, dont be scared, think about the plants, they have no choice when birds put their shit into their clit.


Birds be raping errry plant put there
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Apr 12 2016 09:49am
Quote (korniz0r @ Apr 12 2016 12:05am)
alcohol is actually what makes the most people make children out there, and it's not only because they are fucking drunk knowing nothing about what they are doing, that is the principle but the end is because alcohol makes you dry out, you end up losing way more liquid than you have actually drunk, this goes to your balls too and your testosterone is the same so your sperm gets way more ticker, that's why people who can ejaculate being drunk have like 666% more chance of getting the girl impregnated.


Umm, alcohol inhibits testosterone production. Why do you think they call it "whiskey dick"?
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Apr 12 2016 10:37am
Quote (SMcnasty @ Apr 10 2016 08:23pm)
had the worst case of whiskey dick ever last night, only second time its ever happened to me, like fml gotta try to get a round 2 with the chick to redeem myself, but the upside is she is pretty hot so even though I was like the worst lay ever it still counts


Doesn't matter had sex
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