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#51
Aug 31 2013 06:14pm
Quote (Diutinus @ Aug 31 2013 10:46pm)
You just need to know how to use the Vienna sausage, is all.
Like get the inner handle of the grocery bag and go to town.


thats like saying you are going to fuck the peehole D:

dang thats weird

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#52
Aug 31 2013 08:20pm
Quote (NekoSama @ Aug 31 2013 07:14pm)
thats like saying you are going to fuck the peehole D:

dang thats weird


Do you not know where the g-spot is?
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#53
Aug 31 2013 08:22pm
Quote (Diutinus @ 31 Aug 2013 21:20)
Do you not know where the g-spot is?


The first post kinda made that clear already, didn't it? :(
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#54
Aug 31 2013 08:25pm
Quote (AiNedeSpelCzech @ Aug 31 2013 09:22pm)
The first post kinda made that clear already, didn't it?  :(


Fair enough.. :lol:
Just figured I'd try to give some advice.



Okay, next piece of advice.
Buy her a fucking toy.
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#55
Aug 31 2013 08:35pm
Work the walls, curl the fingers
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#56
Aug 31 2013 08:42pm
Quote (NekoSama @ Aug 31 2013 05:39pm)
here's what happened

she woke me up at 3:30 this morning so i could head out

i didnt need to leave till 5

she got frisky with me, i fucked her till i finish, then she said she was just gonna sleep

i would have helped her finish but she slept instead


Wat.

And you're complaining? That sounds like a good morning to me.
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#57
Aug 31 2013 08:45pm
Quote (Diutinus @ Aug 31 2013 07:20pm)
Do you not know where the g-spot is?


I think they are talking about sex and stuff not english class
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#58
Aug 31 2013 08:59pm
Quote (xyzamp @ Aug 31 2013 09:45pm)
I think they are talking about sex and stuff not english class


2/10
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#59
Aug 31 2013 09:20pm
Quote (Diutinus @ Aug 31 2013 07:59pm)
2/10


wow progress
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#60
Aug 31 2013 10:22pm
Quote (Diutinus @ Sep 1 2013 02:20am)
Do you not know where the g-spot is?


dont need help with that

Quote (Diutinus @ Sep 1 2013 02:25am)
Fair enough.. :lol:
Just figured I'd try to give some advice.

Okay, next piece of advice.
Buy her a fucking toy.


she;s got a small buzzer, dont need anything else

Quote (kragujevac @ Sep 1 2013 02:35am)
Work the walls, curl the fingers


trust me, i know wtf in doing with my hands and tongue

Quote (Noobalator @ Sep 1 2013 02:42am)
Wat.

And you're complaining? That sounds like a good morning to me.


not complaining, i think you missed the point

i was saying that i find it perplexing that some women dont need to finish during sex to feel satisfied
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